erekcjato badziewie 140

dobry chlop powinien pachniec
ciezka praca z wczoraj

w oddechu powinien miec tyton arizonski
troche promilii przepuszczonych przez miejsca po plombach

nogi przepocone
powinny byc tak aby przeciagajac palcem miedzy palcami
czulo sie to jeszcze jutro

wazne organy powinny emitowac podrobki
najlepszych szwajcarskich produktow

powinien byc odwazny jak us army
i nie dusic w sobie pfurr.... pfurrr

a kobieta?



















uzywac dezodorantow

erekcjato crap 140

A decent sort of chap should smell
of hard yesterday's toil

His breath should give off a lingering odour of Arizona tobacco
and of some spirit pervading the unattended cavities of his mouth

His feet should be so sweaty
so that having run your finger between his toes
you could still smell it the following day

his crucial organs should emit
the aroma of the best Swiss products

He ought to be as brave as US Army
and shoudn't suppress pfurr ... pfurr...

and a woman?














shoud use deodorants

"There is a little difference between the Zulu warrior who smeared his body with lion's fat and the modern woman who dabs hers with expensive perfume. The one was trying to acquire the courage of the king of beasts, the other is attempting to acquire the irresistible sexuality of flowers. The underlying principle is the same." from "Jitterbug Perfume" by Tom Robbins

the principle certainly, but what with intentions ?

intentions the same- to impress

yes , and to be more precise - to reproduce and to extend the life of the species.

That Robbins is like a razor blade... I have to shave my armpits after his words

to ja to po polsku
I'll tell this in Polish

trzeba sie myć a nie uzywać pachnidełek
i chyba to czytałam bo mnie nie zaskoczyło
the point is to wash yourself, not to use perfumes
and I have probably read that, because it was not surprising for me

a chuj że tu po angielsku
mnie można wszystko i już
I don't give a prick that this should be in English
I can do what I want and that's it

"prick"... could be also "dick"...