A decent sort of chap should smell
of hard yesterday's toil

His breath should give off a lingering odour of Arizona tobacco
and of some spirit pervading the unattended cavities of his mouth

His feet should be so sweaty
so that having run your finger between his toes
you could still smell it the following day

his crucial organs should emit
the aroma of the best Swiss products

He ought to be as brave as US Army
and shoudn't suppress pfurr ... pfurr...

and a woman?

































































































shoud use deodorants